Things we never thought we would say, until we had a child:
-I don't even care if you drool in my mouth, I want a kiss!
-Why won't you just sit and watch TV?
-Thank goodness it's Monday and I can go back to work!
-I got to sleep through the night--all the way until 5:00!
-Dogs are not for sitting.
-We might as well have another. We're not sleeping anyway.
-I have never loved anything in the world more than this child.
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Yep. And how about, "Did you poop?"
Forget "Did you poop?" How about "Are you pooping?"
"Oh that? Nothing. It's just poop."
"Mommies aren't for biting"
"Oh good, they have mac-n-cheese on the menu"
And it gets better, trust me. The things I've heard come out of my own mouth sometimes scares me.
Your last one is the one that really strikes me everyday. It amazing the kind of emotion they can bring out of us, good, bad and ugly but mostly good.
Here are some that I've found myself spewing:
"Well, it landed butter side up."
"That's mommy's special area and you need to go play so I can go poop." (yeah, he's discovered it ... when you are home alone with the toddler and need to poop, do you shut the door and hope they don't kill themselves? Just hold it? Or deal with this? Things that make you go hmmmm...)
How 'bout:
"We don't hang the letter C on our weiner."
"Did you just wipe your nose on my sleeve?"
"Please don't feed your brother rawhides."
"Please don't pee on Mama anymore today, she's out of clean pants."
These are all awesome! "We don't hang the letter C on our weiner" is perhaps my favorite.
In the middle of a meeting: "Oh, that, on my shirt? It must be some of my son's boogers. He has a cold."
It's amazing how rested I feel just getting to sleep until 5 am - I never would've thought it was possible before baby.
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